Poop happens.

I just got back from lunch. I had Chick-fil-a which i havent had in a while. It was good. a nice spicy wrap which i didnt use much dressing on and (*gasp*) french fries....mmmmmm. Although I am sure my dietician would have frowned on the whole experience..(I wasnt particularly hungry in the first place) it was nice to have some comfort food. I thought of Lisey-Bisey the whole time I ate it and wished she were here with me.

Of course shortly thereafter eating the fries I had a greasy food dumping event. which got me to thinking about guys.

I got an email today from my mom about why guys are happy people..not having to worry about pregnancy or aging..yada yada. I thought about it and thought..you know they dont mention about womens bathroom habits. Women dont poop in public. You rarely go into a bathroom to hear some woman grunting it out on the toidy. If you do they stay put until all people have left and then sneak out. As it was... as I was in the locker room this AM i heard some lady flushing and flushing and flushing..no kidding..this lady must have flushed at least 5 times... I mean for gawds sake the courtesy flush is over and its not like we dont know what youre doing!!! I wonder why we, as women have this stigma about elimination. We wipe the poop from our kids butts, pick up poop from our pets, and even have to sometimes hear about poop from our husbands etc. Why is it that were not allowed to poop?

Poop happens.