Monday, July 30, 2007

to List...or not to List..that is the question

To list or not to list - that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to list out the daily chores of one such pitious household as mine, or better left unsaid.

I list everything. I leave nothing to chance, or I would leave nothing to chance if I could. The chances I take are relegated to the traffic I face coming home from work or breathing polluted air. Oh not ordering the Harry Potter book ahead of time..that was a chance..thats all the spontieniety in my life that I need.

Daily lists weekly lists monthly lists. Lists that are the routine maintenence (lawn mowing) lists that are one time deals (hanging pictures). I list therefore I am. Otherwise, I am listless. ( I kill myself- and others wish i would hurry up and finish the job).

if I were a list man? ooh if I were a HIT man!
If stupidity were a disease, and some people are terminally stupid, would I be the Dr. Kevorkian of the Computer related support world to pull their plug. Certainly someone needs to. theres only so much cheeriness you can throw at people via a phone before I (like my grandmother used to do with our letters as children), redline, correct and undermine everything they say. Most people have trouble communicating, and couple that English language barrier with software and hardware issues and viola! you have cow-Pie! (that amounts to smelly pile o poo that youve trussed up to look edible, but cannot.

People are mysterious things...that apparently have no nutritional value when eaten. Its a good thing im going Vegan than. Apparently its cheaper that way. We shall see ... I see a lot of cooking and freezing in my future. although I highly doubt my husband will get on the wagon, I hope that my daughter will attempt to have some healthier habits due to this. And I hope i learn how to cook all this stuff.

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