Thursday, August 9, 2007

Wino Wisdom

a site I love...with quotes I love even more.

One article not to be missed is the Wingman...although I am female... it is funny as he11.

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/md_wino_wisdom.htm

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“If you want something you’ll have to speak up. I can understand Drunk all day long but I’m not fluent in Shit Head.”
A waitress named Stacy giving a brief linguistics lesson to a belligerent and mumbling patron.

“I’m sort of a fashion nut, and I was just checking on what kinda shoes people are wearing this season.”
Charlie picking himself off the floor of the Broadway Bar and Grille in Nashville, TN.

“I’m afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.”
Gil H. sums up his fears at Auntie Mae’s Parlor in Manhattan, KS.


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