The Gods of the Purse

So for those who are out the immediate loop....my purse was stolen out of my car this Sat night/Sun morning.

We called the Po-Lice and took the report yada called the cards and cancelled yada...

and then just blanked. I think maybe shock was involved...how could someone... break into my car, my car alarm not go off, it was IN my driveway, less than 2 feet from Larrys car (WHICH WAS UNLOCKED!!) , how could they do that and take my purse...why not take the cards money and stuff..leave the pictures and other chit that you cannot sell. I had a craptastic purse too..on sale at Steinmart for 30 dollas. I mean COME ON! my wallet was equally valueable at the grand price of 10-15 dollas I paid for it on-sale.

It wasnt coach.
It wasnt Gucci

It was crap.

what they really took is my sense of wellbeing, my security, my Bi-Polar meds and stole a WHOLE days worth of time from me as I picked up the pieces.

yes they did get money. Yes they did get cards...but what the hell are you going to do with Baby photos??

Anyway, were now looking into security systems or maybe I am and larrys going along for the ride to pacify me. who knows.

But anyway in regards to this...shortly after the Po-Lice left the house, there was an earthquake. Of course Larry FREAKED...GET IN THE DOORWAY NOW!!!!

to which I calmly and sceptically said...What the Hell are you doing? (since the earthquake was over by then).

later that day and throughout the week we have determined that they have angered the Gods of the Purse. Since then the following has happened, more earthquakes, they shut the water off during my shower at work (i had soap on already too). Of course this is on top of the usual mundane things like dogs pooping and peeing in the wrong places, dealing with a 3 year old who hits and backtalks, the whole enchilada.

Im writing off this week. Although the Gods of the Purse can pay us back by letting Larry get on this game show hes trying out for.

pay homage people...

Im thinking of sacrificing a dog or 2. :-)